Swing Sets & Fire Door Windows

I'm in a large park with several swing sets. The swings are full of giggling playboy playmates that are naked! Totally NAKED! (hehe) Hugh Hefner and I are sitting on a park bench enjoying a pipe and the surroundings. Everything seems great but then everything goes very wrong. A truck full of angry, conservative grannys blasts into the park and starts blasting away all of the playmates with shotguns. Hef and I grab a few of the girls nearby and hide behind the park bench. The gun-toting grannys eventually find us. They kill everyone except me and then tell me, "You will live to tell the story of the LIBERALS and how they met their END!!" (scary...)
Next I find myself sleeping on a bed in a strange room. The room is dark and all I can see is a light coming through a long rectangular window in a fire door to my right. I see a teen girl looking though the window at me with wonder in her eyes. Then the door opens and her and her tall, fat, and bearded father come through. I'm horrified cause the girl is stripping naked with her father in the room and I suddenly realize that I am also naked on the bed. The girl begins to climb into bed with me and her father explains that I am to mate with her to increase the tribe. Then he walks out the door and closes it. The girl starts to suck on my cock to get me going and I am a little weirded out but enjoying it. The she straddles me and we begin to fuck. I am really enjoying it now but I look up in horror to see the girl's father staring at us with a frightening grin. I wake.

Hotel Pictures

I'm in a two king bed hotel room that appears to be nice but not 5 star. I'm in the room with 2 other guys that I don't recognize but somehow feel like I know. There are pictures of women all over the walls. Like giant posters. Then the women in the posters seem to come to life and step out of their two-dimensional prison. It becomes quickly evident that they are there to sleep with us. The interesting thing is that it is not like they are there to serve us so much as it is like we are there to serve them. They have come out of their world to fulfill their desires and we just happened to be lucky enough to be in the room. A blonde and redhead pair up with the other two men in the room and a dark, almost black haired young woman who appears to be of middle eastern descent approaches me. She smiles a dangerously seductive grin and is instantly, almost magically free of all her clothing. She turns around and gets on all fours on the bed with her ass facing me and looks back at me expectantly. I move forward and go to work.

The White Bathroom

I'm in a pure white bathroom with a girl from my old High School named Audra and she was standing with me in the bathroom dressed modestly. She asked me, “Do you know how to tell if you like a girl or not?” I replied, “No.” Audra moved in closer to me and took my hand and placed my palm on her exposed belly as she lifted her shirt a little. She then said, “You just touch your hand to their belly.” As soon as my hand touched her I got an erection. Seeing this she grabbed me by the butt and pulled me up close to her. I grinded my erection up into her crotch through our clothes and it felt amazing. She looked down and then up into my eyes with her big brown eyes and smiled a devilish smirk. She then said, “Yep, you like me!” She then proceeded to kiss me deeply and passionately. I woke.

Apocalyptic Ice Dream

I'm in a post apocalyptic world that has entered an ice age and I am a traveling wanderer. I come across a community of people where all of the men have been horribly disfigured due to mutation. I am greeted by a young blond woman who is in charge of the distribution of female mates to male members of the society. She informs me that all of the community's females have been allocated to male mates and that I must leave before I am killed. I reach for her and kiss her softly on the lips with all the passion I can muster. She is lost in my embrace and then sighs and smiles at me. She then tells me that maybe they can work me in somewhere and gestures for me to follow her into her ice dwelling. The other mutated men standing around glare at me with murderous resolve.

Trailer Sex

I'm standing outside of a really crappy looking trailer in a rundown looking trailer park and I hear a group of girls inside giggling loudly. I decide to enter the trailer to see what was going on. I find four young women wearing nothing and playing with each other on the bed at the far end of the trailer. There are two brunettes and two blonds. One of the brunettes was a little full figured but sexy in her own way and the other girls were all fairly average. When they saw me they all got hushed and gave me a look of seduction. I start to walk over to them and then wake up. Damn.

Christy From High School

I'm sitting in a chair in my old high school at a desk. Christy, a busty brunette from high school, is sitting up on the desk and isn't wearing a damn thing. She is smiling at me as she pulls her legs up and apart on the table revealing her shaved pussy. She reaches down and pulls apart her vaginal lips to expose her gaping vaginal cavity which is dripping wet. I lean in and go to work with my mouth. She moans in pleasure.

Jennifer Love Hewitt In Church & Sexual Frustration

The dream begins and I find myself sitting in a large church auditorium with about 5,000 people or so. I grow extremely bored and find myself wandering around the aisles looking for something that interests me. I eventually find Jennifer Love Hewitt just sitting there with an empty chair next to her. She seems to be fiddling with something in her purse. I sit down next to her and ask her, "What's up?" She looks back at me and gives me one of those classically cute smiles of which I am so fond. Then she pulls a package of condoms out of her purse and says, "Finally, I found them. Come with me young man (wtf?). You have a job to do!" She grabs my hand and we run together to the church bathroom presumably to make love. However, when we arrive she goes in before me and when I enter the women's bathroom she is gone. I get kinda frustrated, obviously, and check the stalls. One of the stalls that is unlocked contains three blond teens that are all really similar looking and extremely cute. They are smoking pot and seem to be in good spirits.

They smile as they look at me and then whip out ninja stars and hurl them in my face. The stars fly right through my body and they are amazed. They tell me to meet them at a KFC so that we can make love. (2nd wtf?) I leave the bathroom and go to the KFC across the street. I wonder at my stupidity when I realize that they are not there. I wake in frustration.