Sunday, November 25, 2007

Amy Poehler On A Couch


I'm walking down a hallway in a high end hotel and I stop at the end of the hallway to wait for the elevator. Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live is waiting next to me for the elevator. I look over at her and she looks at me smiling. We decide to walk over to a lobby seating area instead. There are a few other couples talking. We sit on a big couch next to each other. We are not talking with words but communicating with eyes. I reach over and start to caress her thigh slowly moving to her inner thigh and pushing her skirt up slowly. Before long I am softly rubbing the folds of her labia. She clings to my arm and tries her best to keep from moaning too loudly.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Threesomes & Speed Date Fucking

The first dream from last night started out in a storefront in a small town's downtown area. I'm in a store with two young women. One lady is a short white brunette with a cute smile and the other is a tall beautiful black woman with a nice ass. The store quickly begins to morph into a nice hotel room with two beds. We are all kissing and caressing each other preparing for a nice good fuck. I start to undress my partners slowly but methodically. They don't waste anytime ripping away my obstructive clothing. We begin to make love passionately. I start by penetrating the black woman passionately from behind while the brunette kisses me deeply and massages the other woman.

Then everything becomes chaotic. We all get up and rush through a door in the back of the room. We enter the next storefront which is vast in size and multiple stories. There are a few other people interspersed throughout the building but they don not seem to notice or care about the three naked people, holding hands, running through the store. After a time we become separated by a crowd that forms around us. We reach out towards each other and open our mouths to scream but no sound comes out. I desperately search for my mates but have no luck. Downtrodden and depressed I see a sign on a room that declares speed dating is about to occur.

I walk into the room and it is set up like a restaurant with booths, tables, and chairs. There are a few other men in the room sitting at various tables. I find a booth with a couple other guys and take a seat. In moments a plentiful supply of many different types of women come into the room and they are totally naked. The other men and I quickly take off our clothes so as not offend the kind young ladies who gracefully take seats at various tables in the room. I quickly realize that this is the fastest dating I have ever experienced and after a few words the women decide whether or not to make love to you right there or move on to find another partner. I start to realize that most of the women in the room are ones that I have known from my past closely or that I am related too. I start to become more and more uncomfortable looking for some kind of possibility of a match. Then to my horror I start to notice that some of the other men are people that I know as well. That becomes slightly unsettling. The last straw for me arises when I see me grandfather grinning at a table and laughing with some chick. Aghhh!! Not good. I get up and flee the area.