Jennifer Love Hewitt In Church & Sexual Frustration

The dream begins and I find myself sitting in a large church auditorium with about 5,000 people or so. I grow extremely bored and find myself wandering around the aisles looking for something that interests me. I eventually find Jennifer Love Hewitt just sitting there with an empty chair next to her. She seems to be fiddling with something in her purse. I sit down next to her and ask her, "What's up?" She looks back at me and gives me one of those classically cute smiles of which I am so fond. Then she pulls a package of condoms out of her purse and says, "Finally, I found them. Come with me young man (wtf?). You have a job to do!" She grabs my hand and we run together to the church bathroom presumably to make love. However, when we arrive she goes in before me and when I enter the women's bathroom she is gone. I get kinda frustrated, obviously, and check the stalls. One of the stalls that is unlocked contains three blond teens that are all really similar looking and extremely cute. They are smoking pot and seem to be in good spirits.

They smile as they look at me and then whip out ninja stars and hurl them in my face. The stars fly right through my body and they are amazed. They tell me to meet them at a KFC so that we can make love. (2nd wtf?) I leave the bathroom and go to the KFC across the street. I wonder at my stupidity when I realize that they are not there. I wake in frustration.

Amy Poehler On A Couch

I'm walking down a hallway in a high end hotel and I stop at the end of the hallway to wait for the elevator. Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live is waiting next to me for the elevator. I look over at her and she looks at me smiling. We decide to walk over to a lobby seating area instead. There are a few other couples talking. We sit on a big couch next to each other. We are not talking with words but communicating with eyes. I reach over and start to caress her thigh slowly moving to her inner thigh and pushing her skirt up slowly. Before long I am softly rubbing the folds of her labia. She clings to my arm and tries her best to keep from moaning too loudly.

Threesomes & Speed Date Fucking

The first dream from last night started out in a storefront in a small town's downtown area. I'm in a store with two young women. One lady is a short white brunette with a cute smile and the other is a tall beautiful black woman with a nice ass. The store quickly begins to morph into a nice hotel room with two beds. We are all kissing and caressing each other preparing for a nice good fuck. I start to undress my partners slowly but methodically. They don't waste anytime ripping away my obstructive clothing. We begin to make love passionately. I start by penetrating the black woman passionately from behind while the brunette kisses me deeply and massages the other woman.

Then everything becomes chaotic. We all get up and rush through a door in the back of the room. We enter the next storefront which is vast in size and multiple stories. There are a few other people interspersed throughout the building but they don not seem to notice or care about the three naked people, holding hands, running through the store. After a time we become separated by a crowd that forms around us. We reach out towards each other and open our mouths to scream but no sound comes out. I desperately search for my mates but have no luck. Downtrodden and depressed I see a sign on a room that declares speed dating is about to occur.

I walk into the room and it is set up like a restaurant with booths, tables, and chairs. There are a few other men in the room sitting at various tables. I find a booth with a couple other guys and take a seat. In moments a plentiful supply of many different types of women come into the room and they are totally naked. The other men and I quickly take off our clothes so as not offend the kind young ladies who gracefully take seats at various tables in the room. I quickly realize that this is the fastest dating I have ever experienced and after a few words the women decide whether or not to make love to you right there or move on to find another partner. I start to realize that most of the women in the room are ones that I have known from my past closely or that I am related too. I start to become more and more uncomfortable looking for some kind of possibility of a match. Then to my horror I start to notice that some of the other men are people that I know as well. That becomes slightly unsettling. The last straw for me arises when I see me grandfather grinning at a table and laughing with some chick. Aghhh!! Not good. I get up and flee the area.

Hilary Duff Leavin' On A Jet Plane

The dream begins and I'm walking up to a check in desk at an airport with Hilary Duff. We are together and it becomes obvious that she's getting a ticket to fly away and I'm just there to see her off. We walk away from the check in desk and start to approach the security check point. We both stop and look into each others eyes. Farewells are said with no words and sad eyes.

Then things get frisky. Hilary is wearing a short pink dress and she jumps up and straddles me as I'm standing there in the middle of the airport. I quickly realize that she isn't wearing any panties as she unbuckles my belt and drops my pants. She then takes off her shirt and positions herself on top of my fully erect cock. We start to fuck right there in front of a large group of air travelers who stand in shock at our unusual way of saying goodbye.

Juvenile Detention

Last nights dream was interesting. I found myself in a juvenile detention center as a prisoner. The cell resembled a men's bathroom in a shopping center. I had about $80 in 20's in my pocket and somehow the other guys in this cell found out about it. A big guy took my money from me and I started to fight but about five guys grabbed me and carried me over to a urinal and dunked my head in it.

Just then a young attractive brunette that was obviously a guard came in shouting and tasing guys with a cattle prod. She was short and cute with her hair tied into a tight bun. She was screaming, "Get away from him!" All of the assholes cowered towards the back of the cell/bathroom. She cradled me in her arms and pulled me back away from the urinal. She smiled looking down at me while I was in her arms and then cupped her hand over my mouth. Then she said, "Lick my hand." I was slightly taken aback but somehow felt much better after I complied. Then she said, "Lets see how good you are at licking other things." Then she took me out of the cell into a hallway. From there we went into a nearby office. She sat down at an office chair and I got down on my knees and began licking her vagina. As she began to moan I awoke.