The dream begins and I find myself sitting in a large church auditorium with about 5,000 people or so. I grow extremely bored and find myself wandering around the aisles looking for something that interests me. I eventually find Jennifer Love Hewitt just sitting there with an empty chair next to her. She seems to be fiddling with something in her purse. I sit down next to her and ask her, "What's up?" She looks back at me and gives me one of those classically cute smiles of which I am so fond. Then she pulls a package of condoms out of her purse and says, "Finally, I found them. Come with me young man (wtf?). You have a job to do!" She grabs my hand and we run together to the church bathroom presumably to make love. However, when we arrive she goes in before me and when I enter the women's bathroom she is gone. I get kinda frustrated, obviously, and check the stalls. One of the stalls that is unlocked contains three blond teens that are all really similar looking and extremely cute. They are smoking pot and seem to be in good spirits.
They smile as they look at me and then whip out ninja stars and hurl them in my face. The stars fly right through my body and they are amazed. They tell me to meet them at a KFC so that we can make love. (2nd wtf?) I leave the bathroom and go to the KFC across the street. I wonder at my stupidity when I realize that they are not there. I wake in frustration.
